Austrian bar sales slump as the WMD’s take flight

J 'n' T wos here - image © ineedsnow.com

J & T wos here - image © ineedsnow.com

Following a relaxed if enjoyable Skigloo party on the weekend the dice man and his weapons of mass destruction have now left Austria. Bar owners the length of the Tirol are counting the cost of the departure of a man who has in the past been single-handedly capable of keeping local economies afloat. Whilst the dice may have flown, a love massage reminiscent of UK park benches was sentimentally inscribed on the exterior of the Skigloo.

2 Responses to “Austrian bar sales slump as the WMD’s take flight”


  1. John

    I’m all about the romance Matt! Nothing like the 1992 version on “youtube” but thanks for letting that slip while on holiday, it was something to look forward to when i got home.

  2. mat

    Yes as promised the romance was surely delivered to Mrs Murray. Youtube is a dangerous channel that is for sure, youthful misadventures catch up with us all.